EXCITEMENT? HAHA

Was going through this HUGE corporation's annual financial report, (not because I find it mentally stimulating, but cos its part of my job yo). They specialise in feminine care and baby care products (a.ka. sanitary pads and pampers) when I saw this statement,
"Our ability to contribute to the spread of health and hygiene through our products
and thereby provide comfort, excitement and joy to people in Japan, Asia and worldwide is a great source of Company pride."

Okay, I'm not sure why but that seriously cracked me up. Imagine someone getting EXCITED about PADS. Then again, if you're talking about the Japs.. :D