Worst thing

I JUST HAD A HEART ATTACK!!!!
My boss has the most freakish, out of this world, constipated, loud ALIEN monstrous, scary, goat-like laughter that goes like that: Yeeahhahahawahehehewakeeeeyeaaahaawahayeahhhhh!!!!!

That's like red indian- turned monkey-no-godzilla-with alien-lineage-goat eater kinda laughter.

SERIOUSLY! WHO LAUGHS LIKE THAT! AT GROUND SHAKING VOLUME SOME MORE.

I ALMOST DIED, not just from the cardiac arrest that came with the shock but because out of courtesy, I had to muffle, stifle, squash my mouth up to squishhhh that laughter that was DYING to get out.

SCARY shit. Be calm, my heart.